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Headache, what a headache.
I looked at Gu Yiliang who was burying his head in his food and eating seriously. Meanwhile, my hair was almost turning white from the headache.
Although the feeling of secretly enjoying the fluff was really very exciting, this bias was really too headache-inducing.
So at the end of the day, was he straight or not?
If he was straight, he was still a natural at performing so many flirtatious actions and saying such flirtatious things.
It was definitely not because I would so easily fall for such flirtations.
If he was not straight, he did not look like it. Many of his actions were frank and open, and he would never think of anything in that manner.
If he was straight, then I could just enjoy the fluff with a peace of mind. If he was not —
It also seemed to have nothing to do with me enjoying my fluff.
But it had something to do with me personally!
If he was not straight, not only did I secretly enjoy the fluff behind his back, I even acceded to the company’s request and openly did fanservice with him. In that case, did I not become a scum who was playing with his feelings?!
That was no good, no good.
Disconsolate, I chewed on the beansprouts, hating the scientists for not having yet invented a test for heterosexuality. Just like litmus paper as a pH indicator, I would stick it on his head, and then according to the change in colour, I would be able to test his heterosexuality.
They all talked about Schrodinger’s cat. Gu Yiliang was probably Schrodinger’s heterosexuality.
Somewhat full, I pushed the fried noodles in front of me away. Biting the straw for the soymilk, I continued feeling disconsolate.
Gu Yiliang saw that I stopped eating, and he frowned slightly. “You’re full already?”
I nodded hesitantly.
It was the same during our previous meal. I had this bad habit of having big eyes but a small stomach, always ordering a ton of food as I wanted to try everything but never being able to finish it all. I too thought that it was a bad habit to have, but I had never been successful at getting rid of this habit.
He looked at me in resignation and smoothly shifted what was leftover of my noodles over in front of him. Under my astonished gaze, he finished it in a few mouthfuls and wiped his mouth with a napkin. “Next time, don’t waste your food again.”
Me: “But I’m greedy.”
He thought for a moment. “Then just bring me along whenever you’re having a meal. I’ll help you finish them.”
Aroooooooo! How sweet!
What Schrodinger’s heterosexuality? I tossed everything momentarily to the back of my head. With tears in my eyes, I nodded.
Amused, he glanced at me. “You’re so happy even though you have to treat me to food. If I end up selling you, are you going to help me count the money as well?”
I nearly fell for his enticing trick! Waking up in an instant, I shook my head firmly. “I won’t.”
He asked curiously, “Oh? Why not?”
Hah, you think only you can flirt?
Refusing to lose, I smirked seductively. “You can’t bear to sell me.”
He burst out laughing.
My seduction having failed, I wiped the expression from my face and reached out to hit him in anger.
He blocked my attack, smiling. “You speak so daringly now that you’re away from the cameras?”
I responded resentfully. “You’re not much better away from the cameras either.”
He looked puzzled. “What did I do?”
Your random off-camera remarks and casual actions — if they were made known in the chat, the Niangzi army would be wild with joy as though they were celebrating New Year’s, alright?!
With thousands of words gathered in my heart, I was silent for a moment. The desire to enjoy my fluff still took the lead, and so I patted his shoulder. “Nothing much. Little fellow, you’re very authentic. Continue maintaining this attitude.”
He probably did not understand what nonsense I was saying. As he shrugged his shoulders, about to speak, my phone on the table rang. The screen showed that it was a call from Lao Huang1 next door.
I had to take this call. Picking up my phone, I mouthed an apology to Gu Yiliang. He nodded, and I walked a few steps away to answer the call. “President Huang—”
— “Enough money, enough money. I can earn it myself too.”
— “Not tired, not tired. It’s only filming. You’re the one who has to take care of yourself, don’t smoke anymore.”
— “No need, no need. I haven’t finished filming this one yet.”
— “I know, I know. I’ll go see you when I’m free. If not, you can come see me?”
— “Sure sure sure, I’ll just tell you if I don’t have enough money, alright?”
“Did you make any new friends?”
Without thinking, I glanced over at Gu Yiliang. The lights of the little stall were not bright enough, and I could not see his expression clearly. “I did. He’s very good to me. Let me tell you—”
I laughed and answered quietly, praising Gu Yiliang valiantly in all matters while I went to look for the boss to settle the bill.
By the time I paid the bill and hung up, the world had changed.
When I spoke to Gu Yiliang, he only acknowledged me with a sound.
When I looked at Gu Yiliang, he averted his eyes away.
When I walked next to him, he walked by himself properly, not looking at me at all.
When I poked at his arm, although he did not say anything, I could see that he was not happy.
What happened? Was he abandoning me before he even dallied with me?
Just now, he even unabashedly said that he would accompany me for every meal, but now he was going to start giving me the cold shoulder?
This scum, he’s playing with my feelings!
I watched him take out a pack of smokes. Before I even said anything, he kept it again.
I was even more confused. Did he get possessed in the amount of time I took for a phone conversation?
I walked circles around him, chanting as though I was calling his soul back. “Gu Yiliang Gu Yiliang Gu Yiliang Gu Yiliang—”
A delivery uncle riding a small trishaw brushed past me. Gu Yiliang pulled at me, a little angry. “Watch out!”
Losing my footing, I fell firmly into his arms.
Grasping me for a while, he did not let go. In the end, he made me walk on the inner path while he walked next to the road.
Ah, this was the familiar top-quality boyfriend material of Master Gu! It was him! Chanting his name to call his soul back did work!
I poked him, “Hey, why are you ignoring me?”
He was silent for a moment before giving an irrelevant answer. “Later on, go back and practice the script properly with me.”
Him: “We’ll train your acting ability.”
Him: “We’ll make you ascend into the ranks of talented actors.”
Him: “Then you’ll be able to get casted in more projects.”
Him: “Your future will be very bright.”
He looked at me with a complicated gaze. “I’m speaking seriously to you, don’t act like a fool.”
I pondered over our conversation, analysing every word.
It was probably during my phone conversation when he sat alone by the table and considered my professionalism. He probably felt that it was a little forced for us to be partners, and so he was not very happy. However, he did not plan on giving up on me. He wanted to pull me up instead, training me into becoming someone who was appropriately suitable to become a company-dictated CP with him.
Ahh, Gu Yiliang is so nice.
I was moved by my own pondering, and pulling at his arm, I swung it a few times. “You’re really nice.”
He did not pull his hand away, but he looked at me with questioning eyes.
My gratitude was beyond words, and I swung his arm again. “You didn’t look down on me.”
His gaze became even more complicated.
I hummed a song while he kept silent, and we walked a short distance.
He looked troubled, and with every couple of steps, he would turn his head to look at me hesitantly.
I caught his hesitation and asked, “What’s wrong?”
He paused before speaking. “How long… have you been like this?”
I was born with poor acting skills, so I answered, “It has been like this since I entered this industry.”
He stopped in his tracks. “Aren’t you… afraid of people talking about you?”
I had already read so many comments and reviews. “Just let them talk, I’m used to it already.”
A long silence. Then he asked, “… A lot of people know about this?”
This question was really too strange. “Isn’t this something completely obvious to everyone? You know about it as well.”
The atmosphere did feel a little tense. I looked at him, uncomprehending. “Is there something wrong?”
He looked into my eyes, very troubled. His tone was a little veiled, “Can you not be like that?”
Was there a need to use such a grievous tone? Did my acting really get people’s hackles up?
Tilting my head, I considered it. In the end, I was still rather confident about myself, and so I laughed as I pinched his cheek. “Sure, don’t I have you now?”
He came to a sudden stop.
Baffled, I watched Gu Yiliang finish his third cigarette in the small garden of the hotel.
Was it not just teaching me how to act? He was even the one who suggested it. Why did it look as though he was suffering bitterly? Was this his pursuit and persistence for acting?
When he was about to light up his fourth cigarette, I caught his hand holding his lighter. “Don’t smoke anymore, don’t smoke anymore. We’ll just forget it if you don’t want to do it, don’t force yourself.”
I smiled, “I’m currently doing pretty well now anyway. I have projects to act in and money to earn, I’m prospering—”
He again descended into a long bout of silence. Then, as though having come to a decision, he caught my wrist and spoke solemnly. “Alright, we’ll do it. I’m not forcing myself.”
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38 thoughts on “ISMM Chapter 20”
This sounds like the beginning of a delicious misunderstanding…
Right? It’s even a misunderstanding where we can’t blame any party for lack of communication.
Did they just……. start dating by mistake? lol
Thanks for the new chapter!
Did They really get together like that 😂?
GYL definitely misunderstood what/who our MC was talking to, our MC also definitely misunderstood what GYL was talking about…
Thank you for the chapter!! 👍👍👍👍
You know what, after this, they deserve each other holy shit.
Wait are they dating now??
Wait, did GYL just agree to replace MC’s supposed sugar daddy? LMFAO I’m dying
Oh my god!? How did this happen! What? I’m so confused did these two idiots just accidentally stumble into a romantic relationship??
Thanks for the chapter!
I’m in tears 😂😂😂
These two guys srsly asdfghjkl
Well, they are good at talking at cross purposes, eh? xDDDD
But why did GYL suddenly react like that? Did he hear what he talked about on the phone or why?
Thx for the ch \(≧▽≦)/
I feel so confused because their conversation is like 2 parallel lines that, at first thought are very close, but they will never meet.
I think basically, ML can hear MC conversation with president huang and his mind went into the gutter….MC stayed pure. Hence, weird conversation.
ML thought MC is being “an escort” so that MC can continue working as an actor.
So ML asked if MC always do this extra “work” but not saying the word escort. MC then thought ML asked if MC’s acting is always that bad.
ML asked can you not be like this (can you stop being an escort) MC translate the question as “can you improve your acting” thus answered “of course, i have you now.”
ML translate this into “i can stop being a sugar baby of dirty rich old man if you be my sugar daddy/lover”
Omg. How did you translate that so well??? I was so confused too until I read your explanation. 🧨❤️
The misunderstanding is huge HAHAHAHA. I’m assuming that GYL thinks that MC had to do favours for someone powerful to get acting jobs… GYL must have been extremely troubled. Thanks for the chapter! Really appreciate your work 😉
This is one big example of a chicken talking to duck lol,
What a big misunderstanding haha.
The ending was so hilarious…
Thank you for the update!
This case of chicken talking to duck is too epic 🤣🤣🤣
The fudge! You guys are both on the wrong page! He was asking the way you act towards guys like flirting and you were thinking about acting. Ugh. It’s frustrating ton read this chapter but at the same time it’s funny. Hahahahahahaha
He misunderstood! He misunderstood! Omg these two are on a completely different wavelength I’m choking –
I’m absolutely dying at how Gu Yiliang was so willing to undertake Sugar Daddy status like this. 😂😂😂
Thanks so much for the update! Love this so much.
Thanks for the chapter!
Can I ask what is the schedule for chapter release for this particuar novel??
Sorry, for now there’s no fixed schedule for this novel. I’ll try for at least monthly updates tho!
OH! What a huge misunderstanding! That’s why Gu Yiliang shouldn’t eavesdrop. Viagra is not a bad boy, be nice to him! And maybe they’re going to start something more… intimate this time. Viagra will be SO surprised.
This chapter was extra funny.
Thanks for the chapter!
!!! thank you very much for the translation!! i like where we are headed. the misunderstanding is simply too delicious. both of them……… it’s hard to say who’s the idiot and who is the moronsexual lol. glad to know GYL is a responsible young man tho..
Ahh Gu Yiliang, what on Earth are you going on about? You’ve agreed to do something quite amazing, but what exactly is it?? Ayyy misunderstandings.
Thanks for the hard work love the story ^_^
This novel is so sweet and wonderful and hilarious :D:D ty for translating it!!! The narrator is so relatable ahahaha
Lol I got really confused how they were suddenly dating in the next chapter, that I had to comeback and reread this one to figure when it started and ahdjkhnc – misunderstandings. 😩👌🏽 delicious. Gu Yiliang thinking Wei Yanzi is President Huang’s sugar baby, though how loudly was Wei Yanzi talking? I thought he walked away. I can totally see how Gu Yiliang could misunderstand the one sided conversation as sugar baby and benefactor, but it also sound like a son with an overbearing/worried mother checking in, ready to swoop in and help her child. Lol. Gu Yiliang thinking that Wei Yanzi was asking him to be his new sugar daddy in such a roundabout way. 😂😂😂
They communicate, sure, but what are they communicating about?! LMAO
You deserve each other, go at it brosss
Even when talking you two misunderstands. You two indeed lack tacit understanding. 😂😂
i was so confused why ML acted like that..only to realized that he might’ve thought that the MC is selling himself to the president to be an artist. omg what huge misunderstanding 🤣🤣🤣
Oh gosh…I can’t stop myself from commenting even though this is almost a year late…but this misunderstanding is just too much to ignore…I’m looking forward to how GY takes responsibility for his own misunderstanding lol
Adorable idiots. You deserve each other LOLOLOL
Oh my God, what a mess 😂😂🤣🤣🤣. That’s not what you’re thinking Gu !! In addition:
“Disconsolate, he chewed bean sprouts, he hated scientists for not having yet invented a heterosexuality test. Just like litmus paper as a pH indicator, I would put it on his head and, according to the color change, I could test his heterosexuality.
Everyone was talking about Schrödinger’s cat. Gu Yiliang was probably Schrödinger’s heterosexuality. ”
It would be really incredible if they invented it, so that Gu would stop being Schrödinger’s heterosexual
WHAT IS THAT MISUNDERSTANDING XD OMG ┻━┻ミ＼(≧ﾛ≦＼
BROTHER GU WTF BROTHER GU HAHAHAHA
THANKS FOR THIS!!!
Oooh my god! This is amazing! I can’t wait for the live stream and this scene to appear in the manhua! 😂😂
OMFG HE THOUGH WEIWEI HAS A SUGAR DADDY OR A FINANCIAL BACKER OFMBFKXNDKXN MAN