The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Title: The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance (信息素说我们不可能)

Author: Mao Qiu Qiu (毛球球)

Translator: wei

Editor: smilingonline

Status: Completed with 79 chapters and 9 extras

Translation Status: Completed

Link to original novel


Synopsis: 

Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, both presenting in the middle of a gang fight, are carried to the hospital one after the other. One becomes an omega, and one becomes an alpha. 

Probably because the two were in the middle of an intense brawl at the time of presenting, their pheromone compatibility is an historically unprecedented  0%.

Other than sometimes fighting and getting on bad terms every time they meet, these two people put together are definitely safe — to the point that when there are not enough hotel rooms on a school trip, teachers put them in the same room. 

Teachers: Anyone has the potential to date in high school, but these two definitely have no chance! 

The principal catches an alpha and an omega walking on the side path in the evening, supposedly dating — 

Students: There is no way, those two are definitely innocent! 

Everyone, including Luo Zhiyu himself, thinks that there is no way between them. 

And then one day, Luo Zhiyu gets permanently marked by Xiao Yan. 

Luo Zhiyu: ? No, the pheromones say we are not compatible, we must believe in science. 

Xiao Yan pulls out the new compatibility report, dropping it in front of Luo Zhiyu: Enough nonsense, go steal your hukou identification so we can get married. 

As Luo Zhiyu attends his high school’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, second-year Xiao Yan sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon. 

Luo Zhiyu picks up a stick and swings it at Xiao Yan for two whole blocks. 

As Xiao Yan attends his university’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, high school third-year Luo Zhiyu sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon. 

Xiao Yan brings the person into his arms, kissing him against a wall. 

 

Alpha Xiao Yan x Omega Luo Zhiyu 

Same school, not the same year

 


Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16 | Chapter 17 | Chapter 18 | Chapter 19 | Chapter 20 | Chapter 21 | Chapter 22 | Chapter 23 | Chapter 24 | Chapter 25 | Chapter 26 | Chapter 27 | Chapter 28 | Chapter 29 | Chapter 30 | Chapter 31 | Chapter 32 | Chapter 33 | Chapter 34 | Chapter 35 | Chapter 36 | Chapter 37 | Chapter 38 | Chapter 39 | Chapter 40 | Chapter 41 | Chapter 42 | Chapter 43 | Chapter 44 | Chapter 45 | Chapter 46 | Chapter 47 | Chapter 48 | Chapter 49 | Chapter 50 | Chapter 51 | Chapter 52 | Chapter 53 | Chapter 54 | Chapter 55 | Chapter 56 | Chapter 57 | Chapter 58 | Chapter 59 | Chapter 60 | Chapter 61 | Chapter 62 | Chapter 63 | Chapter 64 | Chapter 65 | Chapter 66 | Chapter 67 | Chapter 68 | Chapter 69 | Chapter 70 | Chapter 71 | Chapter 72 | Chapter 73 | Chapter 74 | Chapter 75 | Chapter 76 | Chapter 77 | Chapter 78 | Chapter 79 |

Extras:

Chapter 80 | Chapter 81 | Chapter 82 | Chapter 83 | Chapter 84 | Chapter 85 | Chapter 86 | Chapter 87 | Chapter 88 |

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5 thoughts on “The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

  1. Hello,
    chapter 3 is not available, no matter how I try to access it (through next/previous chapter or TOC) it always says the same „500 Error Internal Error“

  2. I’ve read the first 14 chapters looooong ago and I stopped since I tried purchasing but can’t because of the payment options isn’t working for me 🙁 It breaks my heart.

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