Chapter 13 – Guild Battle: The Premiere of the Mole
Sender: Lionking (Sleeping Lion)
Topic: Sevenwind Seems Very Familiar with Little Antelope?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
I’m curious, how do the two of you usually communicate?
From what I know, other than this BBS, Student Little Antelope has seem to disappear from the public eye for awhile already. We haven’t been able to get in contact with him at all.
Sender: Sevenwind (Wind)
Topic: Re: Sevenwind Seems Very Familiar with Little Antelope?
Location:Luoming Sports Institution Clear Jade Water BBS via Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
If this is what you’re concerned about, I can tell you. We’ve been using the private messaging function in this system. I also don’t have any other ways of contacting him 🙂
Night Wolf: “Can you hear me?”
【Whisper】Bell: I hear you I hear you, aoooooo~
【Whisper】NightWolf: If you heard it you heard it, what are you howling for.
【Whisper】Bell: I’m excited, it’s my first time hearing Hubby’s voice~~~ /shakes butt
【Whisper】NightWolf: Did you have aphrodisiacs with your dinner?
【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, sing a song~~~
【Whisper】NightWolf: Have you been affected by your disciple’s illness?
【Whisper】Bell: Then I’ll sing for Hubby~~~~
The corner of Night Wolf’s mouth twitched. It was as thought he really heard someone’s croaking voice next to him, and he silently used his moderator position to mute a certain white horse1, as well as changing his colour.
The previous Bell’s YY was a blue horse. Just one look at the current Bell’s YY, it was obvious that the account was new. Fortunately, everyone was preparing for the battle when he entered, so no one found a problem with it.
The other people on YY were familiar with Night Wolf’s voice. In fact, most had met him in real life before, so other than LingY ang, only Little Buckle was hearing Night Wolf’s voice for the first time as well.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master’s husband voice sounds pretty nice.
【Whisper】Bell: Of course, you have to see whose husband he is~
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, is your act becoming reality?
【Whisper】Bell: You think I’m you?
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: But I see that you’re really treating him nicely. When you were giving out food just now, Master’s Husband got 3 times my portion!
【Whisper】Bell: You don’t know anything, I’m showing him some sympathy.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: He needs sympathy?
【Whisper】Bell: Behind his shining appearance hides a secret no one knows.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master you even know his private parts. Turns out you guys have already progressed so far!
【Whisper】Bell: Type your words correctly2!!!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: But by comparison, my butcher’s voice sounds more pleasing.
【Whisper】Bell: It can’t be! When I hear his biting cold voice, my liver would tremble!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: You’re biased. In your case, beauty is in the ear of the beholder!
【Whisper】Bell: You’re the biased one! Wait, something’s not right…
【Whisper】Bell: When did you hear his voice?
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: In YY~
【Whisper】Bell: Impossible, he never talks on YY!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Really? Then I forgot.
【Whisper】Bell: … You’re hiding something from me.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Tonight’s moon is so beautiful~
【Whisper】Bell:You guys spoke to each other before!
【Whisper】Bell: You’ve video chatted before!
【Whisper】Bell: You’ve met in offline before!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Never never never!
【Whisper】Bell: If all these never happened, there’s only one explanation left…
【Whisper】Bell: You’re trying all sort of ways to hide because you want to hide the truth. You’re actually a girl right?!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master do you want to see my dick on video chat?
【Whisper】Bell: You fucking fuck off!!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Oh~ I’m leaving~~~
While the master and the disciple were arguing, Night Wolf had already assigned everyone a role on YY.
As Ling Yang expected, he was assigned to the quietest place, which was their home ground. As long as their defence did not suffer a major breach, it could be said that there was nothing to do where he was assigned.
With him were three other fighters and one healer. Without a doubt, that healer was the one whose skills were even more unreliable than Ling Yang, and that was his disciple Little Buckle.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Protecting our home ground with Master is so good ~\(≧▽≦)/~
【Whisper】Bell: … Your optimistic attitude is really admirable.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: As long as I can be with Master I’m fine doing anything!
【Whisper】Bell: Don’t make it sound as though you have a crush on me!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Eh? It’s because Master you look disappointed, so I’m consoling you~
【Whisper】Bell:Why am I disappointed?
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I’ve fought with Master before. Previously, Master was always at the front of the battle!
Their previous guild actually fought battles? That was something that happened hundreds of years ago. Ling Yang had forgotten it himself, and he was surprised that Little Buckle still remembered.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, your heroism then was deeply engraved in my brain!
【Whisper】Bell: I remember that every time, you were at the back with my disciple-in-law. I don’t think we were ever near each other.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Right, my brain filled in the image myself.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: But I saw it once myself
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: As the guild’s number one cleric
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently:You with your imperial warrior
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Both of you going through the rival army like ghosts, as though you faced no resistance. It was so cool, with how your clothes were billowing, and you guys easily chopping off the head of the enemy!
【Whisper】Bell: The scenario you’re describing is beautiful, but too bad that it’s only your imagination.
【Whisper】Bell: Also, people who live in the past is disgraceful!
【Whisper】Bell: You have to be a respectable person! Someone who looks to the future! Someone who left their vulgar taste behind!
【Whisper】Bell: Also, protecting our home ground is very important too. This is our last frontier, the most important position ok?
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Yes! Disciple accepts Master’s guidance, I will protect the last frontier with my dying breath. Tonight I’ll survive if the flag survives, I’ll die if the flag dies!
【Whisper】Bell: You also don’t have to over-exaggerate…
Night Wolf’s voice appeared again on YY. “I’ll bring the major part of the team to attack from the front, Feng Xian you bring two shadow warriors and sneak in from the side, be careful of the archers shooting flares.”
“Every cleric to follow their team closely. DPS, remember to protect the healers. FlowerHouse and ClingingScent, to follow me.”
Ling Yang looked at the team’s hp levels. A bunch of debuffs had appeared next to Night Wolf’s name, and his hp also started decreasing. He knew that the two teams had starting battling.
Ling Yang felt something was wrong the more he looked at it. Night Wolf’s hp was not supposed to decrease so quickly, and as expected, someone in the team confirmed his guess.
【Battle】FlowerHouse: There’s something wrong with Night Wolf’s hp, my healing cannot keep up.
“I’ve reset my skill points, I’m now not a defence type.”
Ling Yang thought, that was not right too.
【Whisper】Bell: Did you change your equipment back?
A quiet ‘fuck’ came from YY. Night Wolf spoke, “Sorry, forgot to change my gear.”
YY was full of laughter for a moment.
【Battle】FlowerHouse: Recently I’ve been so used to seeing Ah Lang like this, even I’ve forgotten about his gear…
【Battle】CuteEgg: Good job, S-MT!
【Battle】LittleCloth: Use your whip and whip them to death!
【Battle】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: If convenient, bring back a few little masochists to train+love.
【Battle】DevotedCouple: Hey hey, Bell is still here.
LingYang was amused for a period of time. From his side, Qi Feng also saw it, and he secretly came over to mock him.
【Whisper】LuomingWind: Your labourer is getting bolder.
【Whisper】LuomingWind: The first in history to ever fight a guild battle half naked.
【Whisper】Bell: You’re flattering us, we don’t deserve the accolade.
【Whisper】LuomingWind: You’re in charge of defending the home ground?
【Whisper】Bell: That’s right! With such an important mission, I don’t dare to slack off!
【System】Your friend <LuoMingWind> wants to use the friend locator to teleport to your location, do you agree? Confirm / Cancel
Ling Yang silently selected cancel.
【Whisper】LuomingWind: Just joking.
【Whisper】Bell: Hahaha so funny.
【Whisper】LuomingWind: If you want you can fly towards me too.
【Whisper】Bell: I definitely will, I’ll remember that!
The situation on the battlefield changed constantly, as there were people reviving non-stop, and the major part of the team was quickly broken apart. With Ling Yang’s judgement of FlowerHouse’s ability, it would be difficult for him to survive for long next to Night Wolf. Whereas, for the other healer, he was not very familiar with him, so he was unable to make a conclusion.
Night Wolf was the battlefield leader, and the points earned by killing the leader was four times the points earned by killing the normal soldiers. The whole team would also receive a buff. For 1 minute, all attributes would be increased by 10 points, their attack and cast speed would increase by 50%, and this could be considered extremely sick.
Under this circumstance, the healer next to the leader would definitely be the number 1 target of the enemy.
Just as Ling Yang expected, FlowerHouse was quickly killed by the enemy guild. Night Wolf’s team had been broken apart, and looking at the map, he was fighting alone.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master’s husband is in danger. Master, you better hurry there, it’s still safe here for now.
LingYang contemplated it for a bit.
【Whisper】Bell: Ok, then you stand there and don’t move. If anything happens, I’ll use the friend locator to fly towards you.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Yes, Master!
Ling Yang created a shield around himself, before opening the couple abilities panel. With a click on the ‘To the Ends of the Earth’, he flew over.
This was the first time he used a couple ability on the battlefield. It was really convenient and quick. Luckily, every skill had a cooldown, or it would be very unfair to all those single and lonely soldiers.
When Bell flew over, Night Wolf only had a sliver of hp left. He was fortunate that the opposing’s army was also forced to disperse. There was only a warrior and a cleric there, and these people looked like they were about to kill the enemy leader with how stimulated they were for battle.
Bell waved and summoned her earthbound vines, trapping the warrior in place, then used the water curse to temporarily seal the other cleric’s abilities. Only after gaining control of the situation he then slowly threw three layers of blossom onto Night Wolf. With a grand gesture he blew up the blossoms, then a 10 minutes cool down healing skill, filling the warrior’s hp pool of more than ten thousand in a moment.
Bell’s actions were very fluid. In one go, the three people on site had yet to react, but the situation was now reversed.
【Whisper】Bell: Kill the cleric first.
Night Wolf understood immediately, rushing towards the cleric whose abilities had just been unsealed, stunning him. The warrior having been trapped by the vines could be considered useless, and he could only watch as his healer was killed by those two without any involvement from him.
After the vines wilted, that warrior saw that their hp levels were pretty full. He knew he had no chance of winning, and he decided to escape quickly. Night Wolf wanted to chase after them, but was stopped by Bell.
【Whisper】Bell: Don’t chase after him. Your task is to protect yourself, and to kill the enemy leader. Follow me.
Bell started running in the opposite direction. Night Wolf thought about it and chose to believe him, and so his character too ran after him. He temporarily handed over the command position over to MourningMo on YY.
Night Wolf did not have the ability to increase his movement speed, so Bell periodically ran back towards him to wait for him. Bringing Night Wolf here and there, they finally reached a hidden area in the southwest direction.
【Whisper】Bell: It’s safer here, and no one would come here usually. However, I know that Luoming Wind often hides nearby in preparation. You should also recover now, and later we’ll go out for a surprise attack.
Luoming Wind was the enemy leader. If the leader killed the other leader, the points earned would multiply even more, nearly the same amount as capturing the enemy’s flag.
Bell sat down to eat things and buff herself. Night Wolf previously had also eaten the items, but they had been all cancelled by the curse archetype mage, so he also took out the food that Bell had prepared for him earlier and ate them. His buffs quickly appeared.
【Whisper】Bell: Let’s go.
Ling Yang saw that his buffs seemed to be enough, so he made Bell stand up and head out.
Ling Yang got a somewhat unnatural feeling off Night Wolf, a little like he was about to speak but unable to say anything.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Kiss me first.
Without waiting for Ling Yang to react, the tall and mighty Night Wolf in ink-black armour took a step forward on screen, hugging Bell’s small and delicate body. Seeing how Bell was snuggled up coyly in his embrace, Ling Yang felt chills.
After a hug, Ling Yang also saw the corresponding skill for ‘Hug Your Wife’, which was ‘Kiss Your Husband’ on the couple ability panel. With his eyes closed, he kissed back…
Just like this, the two people both had two more buffs.
The storm in Ling Yang’s heart had yet to settle, but he already heard someone talking nearby.
【Local】LuomingWind: You said you were going to draw him here for me to kill him, but now, you guys are kissing. What’s going on?
【Local】LuomingWind: You’re adding extra buffs, but you’ll still have to die in the end. Dead people have no need for buffs.
【Local】LuomingWind: No matter what, you’ve worked hard. Leave the rest to me, you can go back now.
Ling Yang went crazy. How was this person able to type so quickly?! He had basically rewrote the whole story, and Ling Yang did not even had the chance to speak!
Also, what rubbish was he spouting?!
【Whisper】Bell: Fuck you!
【Whisper】Luo,ingWind: If the person next to you now was your guild leader, the one running away would be me, but too bad…
【Whisper】Luo,ingWind: You’re just a little handicapped person. As for your labourer, he’s ok when it comes to killing monsters, but killing people…
【Whisper】LuomingWind: So, just give up now and let me earn the points ^_^
【Whisper】Bell: Why is your typing speed so fast!!!!
Ling Yang had been so angered by Qi Feng till he could neither laugh nor cry. However, he was still rational. He knew Qi Feng spoke the truth. With his current ability, and including Night Wolf, it was still not enough to fight the other person. But to give up so easily, he would not be Ling Yang.
【Whisper】Bell: Remember what you promised!
Bell took out a friend locator.
A line of text appeared on QiFeng’s screen.
【System】Your friend <Bell> wants to use the friend locator to teleport to you, do you agree? Confirm / Cancel
Qi Feng was immediately amused. Just now, he did seem to have promised this.
To show that he was as good as his words, he selected confirm.
Bell immediately appeared next to him.
Night Wolf could not see their private chat, so to him, this scene was full of conspiracy and ambiguity.
Bell removed a Gunpowder Robot from her backpack.
This was an item he had used to kill Handsome Peng with FlowerHouse. He had bought three of them. One used for demonstrating , one to explode Handsome Peng, and the last one he had thrown it into his bag. Who would have thought it would come in handy now?
LuomingWind saw through his plan, but it was too late to escape.
As long as Ling Yang’s mouse clicked, the robot would self-detonate, and both Bell and LuomingWind would perish together.
At this crucial moment, Ling Yang’s room blacked out. The power had gone out.