Chapter 15 – Don’t Cast Aside The Bottom During a Blind Date
Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope@7/7 is Not Suitable for Divorcing)
Topic: Know Why All Hotels Are Shut Down Tonight?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
Because all the cowherds have gone for trysts with the weavers ~\(≧▽≦)/~
Sender: Hana (Flower@A Valentineless Valentine’s Day)
Topic: Re:Know Why All Hotels Are Shut Down Tonight?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
That joke is so cold, I can save my AC fees at home again tonight ( >﹏<。)
Just like other MMOs, during events and festivals, <Pale Soul OL> would prepare activities to celebrate the occasion. One example would be this annual 7/7 dungeon.
Although the 7/7 dungeon was only an event dungeon, the set up of the maze was still very impressive. Ling Yang had completed it a year ago, but fortunately he had a pretty good memory, and he only needed to run the map once to remember it.
At that time, he was playing a male character, so he went through the male path. The female path happened to be symmetrical to the male one, and he had to adjust the map in his memory accordingly.
Ling Yang moved along confidently and familiarly. The more FlowerHouse looked at her the more he thought something was not right.
【Party】FlowerHouse: Bell, why are you so familiar with this place?
【Party】Bell: This dungeon was available last year, so there are guides online.
Ling Yang knew someone would ask about this, so he had already prepared an answer.
【Party】FlowerHouse: I see. I was just wondering…
【Party】FlowerHouse: By the way, I just remembered…
Ling Yang had a bad premonition.
【Party】FlowerHouse: Bell, you’re actually from Yanshan? How come I’ve never heard you mention this before?
If he was currently Ling Yang, he would naturally happily meet FlowerHouse in reality. But now, he was Bell, a girl, as well as the wife of FlowerHouse’s close friend Night Wolf.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I’m the one from Yanshan ^o^
Ling Yang did not expect Little Buckle to admit it now.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Last night, Master came to my dorm to play. Who knew the electricity would go out T^T
【Party】FlowerHouse: Ah, so it’s like this! No wonder the both of you disconnected last night too.
【Party】Bell: Yes yes, how unlucky!
Good job, Little Buckle! You’re definitely my disciple, so quick-witted!
【Whisper】Bell: Seeing that you’ve solved Master’s problem, I won’t punish you for keeping a secret from me for now.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Thank you Master!
【Whisper】Bell: But I’ll still settle this account with you later!
【Party】FlowerHouse:My previous dormitory didn’t allow girls to enter. Little Buckle, you’re a postgraduate student?
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I’ll be in year 2 when the school reopens. Anyway, no one is managing the dormitory during the break. Anyone, no matter their gender, can enter.
【Party】FlowerHouse: Then Little Buckle, which faculty are you from?
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Literature ^ ^
Ling Yang thought, what the fuck, isn’t that my faculty? And he’s still in the same fucking year as me! How could it be so coincidental!
Ling Yang was normally very talkative, so he had never hid anything from Little Buckle. As such, Little Buckle knew many details about Ling Yang in real life, including his grade and faculty. By then, Ling Yang understood, Little Buckle was essentially borrowing his identity!
【Party】FlowerHouse: Really? I have a good friend also in literature and the same year as you.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: What a coincidence! Who knows, we might even know each other! But there are many who major in literature.
Ling Yang thought this was not good. He could not let this conversation continue, as the more they said, the easier it was to be exposed. Hence, he quickly changed the topic.
【Party】Bell: Ah~~~ Angry T.Rex, good job last night!
Uncle He got a shock by Bell’s skill in suddenly changing the topic of conversation. He then thought about last night and could not help but feel guilty. As such, he did not even notice that the other person had called him Angry T.Rex again.
【Party】UncleHe: What?! I didn’t pull out his internet cable on purpose, I kicked it accidentally!
【Party】Bell: You guys stay in opposite rooms, but you accidentally went to their room to kick the internet cable?
【Party】UncleHe :I said accidentally so it’s an accident!
【Party】Bell: Ok ╮(╯▽╰)╭
【Party】UncleHe: Wait, how do you know that we’re staying in opposite rooms?
【Party】UncleHe: Also, now it’s the holidays, how you do know we’re still in the dormitory?
【Party】Bell: You just came back from the training camp so it’s normal to stay in the dorm…
【Party】UncleHe: You also know I’m called Angry T.Rex. How do you know so much?
【Party】Bell: This is not a secret! So many people in school knows about it!
【Party】UncleHe: Who are you exactly?
Actually Ling Yang was unfamiliar with Angry T.Rex. The only reason why he knew so much was because Qi Feng had mentioned him before. Faced with these questions, Ling Yang decided to be shameless.
【Party】Bell: I’m Bell, you don’t know me? How sad 555
【Party】Bell: We’ve been in the same guild for so long…
【Party】Bell: Or could it be you got into a car accident and got amnesia?
【Party】UncleHe: … Could it be that you’re our schoolmate?
Ling Yang contemplated it for a moment. He could not remain in Yanshan, he could not go to Senlan, so he might as well be from Luoming.
【Party】Bell: That’s right O(∩_∩)O
After LingYang said that the whole party was dead silent. However, privately, everyone was not idle.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Wow, Master, you’re actually self-effacing to this extent, I really admire you!
【Whisper】UncleHe: Bell is really from our school? Why didn’t you say it earlier, you made me… Fuck! I’ve suffered a big loss!!
【Whisper】LuomingWind: That’s what she told you? Then, fine. Now, can you be at ease already?
【Whisper】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: Old Wolf, I’ve discovered you’re a person who really pay attention to inner beauty. You’re totally not shallow at all. Although I’m not into BG, I’ll definitely support the two of you.
【Whisper】FlowerHouse: So Bell is actually… Your taste is really… Ah Lang I’ve really underestimated you ╮(╯▽╰)╭
【Whisper】NightWolf: What did you tell them?
【Whisper】Bell: I said I was from Luoming ^o^
【Whisper】Bell: If I was honest I would be caught by Flower. What if he asks to meet me? Hubby, I’m very quick-witted right? Quick, praise me (*?▽?*)
【Whisper】NightWolf: Yeah, you did a great job. Now, everyone knows my wife is from the sports school.
【Whisper】NightWolf: “The girls in their school all look like bears!”
【Whisper】Bell: …….. What the fuck I’ve completely forgotten about that!!!!
Under the leadership of Luoming Wind and Bell, both parties moved very quickly. Other than following them, the rest of the parties also collected and exchanged tokens.
The token for every level of the maze was a card with words. Putting them together would form a line from a poem. For the guys it was “eternal love between us two”, and the girls was “shall withstand the time apart”.
There was a silver river at the location where they exchanged tokens, and the distance was just enough for two people to complete the exchange. The couple could only see each other but not touch, and there was really a little feeling of being the cowherd and the weaver.
Each time Bell exchanged tokens with Night Wolf she would perform a little action, like waving her hand, biting her handkerchief, a flying kiss etc., making full use of the expressions available in the game system.
Little Buckle saw his master’s non-stop actions, and he naturally also wanted to follow. However he chose the action where he covered his chest protectively while saying, “What… what are you doing? … Yamate!” This made Little Rights, who was his exchange partner, angry.
FlowerHouse also wanted to do something, but as Mourning Mo was a Mr. Nice, he could not bear to tease him.
Little Cloth and Little Bottom Don’t Run Away were next to them, watching the show.
Uncle He was very unnatural every time he did the exchange, and he kept hurrying Bell to leave. This was the first time he was using a female account, and combined together with his name, it was very amusing.
【Party】UncleHe: Stop playing around, hurry hurry.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Uncle, don’t rush, you have to enjoy the game slowly!
【Party】UncleHe: Show me how to enjoy this while playing a ladyboy account!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: So mean, I’m already a ladyboy account╭(╯^╰)╮
【Party】Bell: Disciple, don’t bully Uncle. He chose to sacrifice himself so that we can complete the dungeon successfully!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Oh, Uncle, I was wrong~~
【Party】UncleHe: I also didn’t mean to insult you on purpose, I don’t discriminate against ladyboys, don’t get the wrong idea.
【Party】FlowerHouse: This I can prove ^ ^
Although Angry T.Rex was very outspoken, he always spoke plainly, and he would never hide what he was thinking. if someone deserved a scolding, he would scold them without hesitation, and when it came to apologies he would also be forthright about it. Ling Yang admired this point of his greatly.
But it was also because of that, he would be eaten up entirely by Qi Feng. To be tangled up with that cuttlefish, the next half of his life would be a tragedy.
【Party】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: Uncle and Little Buckle are basically the classic examples of a manly bottom and a girly bottom.
【Party】UncleHe: I’m not a manly bottom!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I’m also not a girly bottom╭(╯^╰)╮
【Party】Bell: Pfft, this I can prove.
Although Ling Yang had never met Little Buckle in reality, they had also known each other for awhile. He knew that this person was only girly on the outside, but inwardly, his attitude was actually very firm. Otherwise, he would also not have made such a big commotion on the old server.
Just now, when he was reading the content update on the website, he happened across a gossip post on the forum written about Little Buckle and his disciple-in-law. The issue was already three months old, but the rumours had never died down.
【Whisper】Bell: It’s again the ‘lenient if you confess, severe if you resist’ time again.
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, you said you won’t ask about it!
【Whisper】Bell: You’re pardoned from the death penalty, but you won’t escape punishment!
【Whisper】Bell: There’s no use acting pitiful! Tell me, where do you come from!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I sell buns at Cafeteria 2…
【Whisper】Bell:You think I’ll believe that!!!!!
【Whisper】Bell: Do you know, my disciple-in-law tried to get news about me through Luoming Wind on BBS yesterday! Luckily I have foresight, and I’ve already colluded with everyone who knows my schedule!
【Whisper】Bell: School is starting in two days, I’ll see what you’re going to do!
【Whisper】Bell: If you’re really from our school, you’ll be doxxed by him sooner or later. You don’t know how scary he is!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, please don’t, please let me hide behind you（/TДT)/
【Whisper】Bell: Don’t hide behind me, I won’t be able to shield you! Little antelopes can’t beat lions!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, you have no other choice. We’re both on the same boat. If you don’t shield me, I’ll tell our previous guild leader and assistant leader what is your current ID!
【Whisper】Bell: What the fuck, you’re actually blackmailing me?!
【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, don’t you worry. As long as you insist you don’t know where I went, they can’t do anything about it!
Ling Yang was angered by Little Buckle to the point of puking blood, then Night Wolf’s whisper interrupted them.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you have any loudspeakers?
Ling Yang was surprised. He did not know why Night Wolf would suddenly ask this question, so he rummaged through his bag.
【Whisper】Bell: I don’t.
Ling Yang quickly got a system notice. Night Wolf had purchased a loudspeaker for him, and he wanted him to accept it.
【Whisper】Bell: =。= Hubby, you’re spending money lavishly again.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Now, use the speaker and confess to me.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Tonight is Valentine’s Day. As a wife, shouldn’t you do something about it?
【Whisper】Bell: You’re not wrong, but to do this is really very childish…
【Whisper】Bell: Also, to be so high-profile is not something you would usually do.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Can’t I be different occasionally?
【Whisper】NightWolf: If I want you to do it just do it, did you forget our contract?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Also, who was the one who just said that he would listen to me in the future?
【Whisper】Bell: I did say that before… Fine, I’ll fulfil your wish.
The more Night Wolf urged, the more Ling Yang felt something was wrong. He did not know why, but tonight’s Night Wolf was very different from usual, and he seemed very angry. Prior to this, with Night Wolf’s low-profile nature, he would never make him do this kind of stupid things like confessing with a loudspeaker.
【Whisper】Bell: Then, what do you want me to write?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Write “Night Wolf, I like you” is enough.
【Whisper】Bell: How nauseating…
【Whisper】NightWolf: You’re even more nauseating than this when you fool around, but I’ve also tolerated it.
【Whisper】Bell: When did I fool around??!!!
【Whisper】NightWolf: Hurry up!
【Whisper】Bell: Fine fine, I’m writing it, stop urging me!
Ling Yang selected the loudspeaker, and he entered the words unwillingly.
Was there a mistake somewhere? Using a loudspeaker to confess this sort of thing, he had stopped doing it after he was three years old!
This was really destroying a hero’s name in one day!
Ling Yang finished typing. Just as he was about to send the message, a speaker displayed glaringly on the screen.
【Global】UncleHe: LuomingWind, I like you.
What the fuck!
Uncle He’s words were like a stone causing a thousand ripples. Both the global and guild chat started going crazy.
The stupefied Ling Yang only had a thought in his brain, he did not know what happened in the party of guys, but he was 100% sure —
Night Wolf, that guy, had fallen into LuomingWind’s trap.