Chapter 5 – A Ladyboy Must Have Integrity Too
Sender: Hana (Flower@Hardworking #1 Nurse)
Topic: It’s So Tiring to Live With a Silly Handicapped Person
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
Last night I asked Antelope to leave the dishes there. Once he was done, I’ll come back and wash them myself.
By the time I came home, without my permission he had already washed them, and he broke 2 plates and 1 bowl.
Those that he washed were also still dirty, I had to rewash them again.
Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope is Body Broken Spirit Strong)
Topic: Re: It’s So Tiring to Live With a Silly Handicapped Person
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
… You have to make allowances for handicapped people!!!
【Global】LuoMingWind: I can guarantee for her.
The global chat was silent for a minute, only for messages to start flooding in.
“The god has spoken, what situation is this now?”
“Ahhhhh, so close to the god, I want to take a screenshot.”
“Why does the god want to guarantee for the ladyboy scammer?”
“Although I don’t know who is Bell, but she really has some standing.”
“Isn’t Bell Night Wolf’s wife? What, what’s happening now?”
“The legendary adultery?”
“As expected of Passionate Sword Guild, so unfaithful.1“
“Aren’t Passionate Sword and Ninth Heaven LuoMing rival guilds? The situation is getting more and more complicated…”
“The guild leader guaranteeing on behalf of a member of the rival guild, if this was BL I’ll be all over it, too bad it’s BG ╮(╯▽╰)╭”
“BG conduct yourself properly!!!!!”
【Global】UncleHe:Fuck, have you guys all said enough yet!
【Whisper】Bell: Aun… Tie….2
【Whisper】LuoMingWind: They’re just joking, don’t take it seriously.
【Whisper】Bell: God please cover me please sponsor me please be my sugar daddy \(^o^)/~
【Whisper】LuoMingWind: You also know how to make fun of me.
【Global】Scout: Reporting! I’ve discovered the god and Bell having a private meeting at the career guide NPC!
This message in global chat had the same effect as a “I’ve caught the adulterous couple quick come and see” effect. Soon the area was full of players who came to see the show. It was the first time the career guide NPC was so popular.
“Wow, God you’re really here, screenshot screenshot, SAY CHEESE~”
“Isn’t the combination of these two people a little too horrifying?”
“Bell is really shameless and brazen, she has a husband already but she still seduced the god.”
“It’s still not confirmed if she’s really female. After scamming hundreds of thousands, she thinks it’s fine just to say she was hacked? Then I’ll go scam others too, at most I’ll say I was hacked as well.”
“I was hacked too.”
“Fuck, there’s too many people I’m about to lag to death.”
“I’ve already disconnected once due to lag…”
【Global】UncleHe: Are you guys all idiots? Bell is Night Wolf’s, don’t say nonsense.
【Global】UncleHe: Those criticising over nothing, go and wash your mouths out, will you die without gossiping?[
【Global】UncleHe: When did our guild members ever needed outsiders to guarantee for them? He definitely has ulterior motives!
【Global】LuoMingWind: Angry knock it off.
【Global】UncleHe: What the hell fuck off!!!!
Ling Yang hugged his pillow and fell onto the floor laughing.
【Whisper】Bell:Angry O(∩_∩)O haha~
【Whisper】LuoMingWind: Angry T.Rex ^ ^
【Whisper】Bell: This name is too suitable for him XD
Ling Yang’s screen turned white. Together with the large number of people on the map, his computer lagged for two minutes before syncing.
Ling Yang was dismayed. If he had to follow this person around, no matter, what he had to upgrade his graphics card.
【Whisper】NightWolf: I don’t know if I should admire you, or admire you, or admire you?
【Whisper】NightWolf: I’ve only left for such a short while, and you can already create such a big hoo-hah.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you know what your current behaviour is called?
【Whisper】Bell: Springing into fame?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Unruly wife.
【Whisper】Bell: I knew you wouldn’t say anything nice.
【Whisper】NightWolf: What’s your relation with LuoMingWind? Why would he guarantee for you?
【Whisper】Bell: How is this your business?
【Whisper】NightWolf: You’re now my wife, of course it’s my business.
【Whisper】Bell: That’s in front of outsiders, this is my personal affairs.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Excuse me, your personal affairs have already been exposed. Now everyone knows you’ve cuckolded me.
【Whisper】Bell: As long as you’re still alive, it’s fine if your head is a little green3!
【Whisper】NightWolf: If my head’s a little green, you won’t be able to stay alive.
【Whisper】Bell: Fine, he’s my friend.
【Whisper】NightWolf: You’ve only just bought the account and you have a friend already? Your speed in making friends is truly amazing.
【Whisper】Bell: He’s an old friend, I came to this server because of him.
【Whisper】NightWolf: What kind of friend?
【Whisper】Bell: Platonic friends.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Please unfriend.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Passionate Sword and Ninth Heaven LuoMing are rival guilds. It’s been like this since the guilds were created.
【Whisper】Bell: The world is so beautiful, but you guys keep fighting, this isn’t good.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Anyway, members of the two guilds are not allowed to have any underground relations.
【Whisper】Bell:Then why can Angry T.Rex do it?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Angry T.Rex?
【Whisper】Bell: Uncle He.
【Whisper】NightWolf: His relationship with LuoMingWind is the worst, they would fight non-stop every time they meet.
【Whisper】Bell: Hai, you’re still too innocent ╮(╯▽╰)╭
【Whisper】NightWolf: What do you mean?
LingYang turned on the guild chat that he switched off.
【Guild】Bell: Angry T.Rex
【Guild】UncleHe: Fuck off!!!
【Guild】UncleHe: Who are you? Why would you call me with this name? How do you know LuoMingWind? Why is he guaranteeing for you?
【Guild】Bell: You have so many questions, which one do you want me to answer first?
【Guild】UncleHe: What is your relationship with him?
【Guild】UncleHe: Bullshit! You’re my schoolmate? Which faculty are you from?
【Guild】LittleCloth: What the fuck! Uncle and LuoMing’s leader are schoolmates??!
【Guild】LittleRights: There’s too much info, I can’t absorb it for now, wait for me to digest it.
【Guild】FlowerHouse: Uncle you brat, you have such a scary backstory, could you be a spy?
【Guild】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: I bet Uncle is definitely not a plant. Actually he’s just using our guild’s bad relations with LuoMing as a excuse, so he can share a mutually destructive love with the god ヾ(=^▽^=)ノ
【Guild】DevotedCouple: ^ this is the truth.
【Guild】UncleHe: Fuck!!! Bell you’ve sabotaged me!!!!
【Whisper】NightWolf: If you trick him anymore, be careful of him getting angry with you.
【Whisper】Bell: I’m so so scared~ If he really starts being violent, won’t you protect me?
【Whisper】NightWolf: You have the god to protect you, what’s there to be scared about?
【Whisper】Bell: Hubby are you jealous?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you have any shame?
【Whisper】Bell: Not saying what you mean is so deplorable.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Shut up.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Anyway you’re not allowed to hang out with LuoMingWind anymore.
【Whisper】NightWolf: As well as any of LuoMing’s members. Fight them if you see them, run away if you can’t fight them, don’t do anything shady.
【Whisper】NightWolf: If anything happens don’t blame me for not being able to protect you.
【Whisper】NightWolf: You can speak now.
【Whisper】Bell: I won’t do that, on what basis are you stepping in my personal business?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Based on the fact that I’m your husband.
【Whisper】Bell: You’re a fake husband.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Can’t you learn from the previous Bell, and let me worry less?
【Whisper】Bell:The previous Bell was also a ladyboy.
【Whisper】NightWolf: He’s a ladyboy, and you’re also a ladyboy. You’re both ladyboys, but his professional integrity is much better than yours.
【Whisper】Bell: ……….. Scamming over 300k is also considered having professional integrity??!!!!!
【Guild】UncleHe:Bell you better appear in front of me now!
【Guild】NightWolf: Be a little more polite to my wife.
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Yeah, Bell, don’t you think you owe everyone an explanation?
【Guild】Bell: Hi everyone, I’m Bell.
【Guild】Bell: Thank you everyone for taking care of my husband when I was not around.
【Guild】FlowerHouse: Has Bell been possessed?
【Guild】Bell: Previously I was really hacked.
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Why did it take so long for you to get the account back?
【Guild】Bell:That’s because I got into a car accident.
【Whisper】NightWolf: What a lousy excuse!
【Whisper】Bell: You’re not the one to decide if the excuse is lousy, people can decide for themselves!
【Guild】DevotedCouple: How come you’re so unlucky! There’s so many coincidences, no wonder everyone would misunderstand.
【Guild】Bell:Yea, I was too careless. I’ve troubled everyone, I’ll pay more attention in the future.
【Guild】MourningMo: You don’t have to say it like this… No one’s blaming you, but really, next time pay more attention and don’t get into any more accidents.
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Yea, it’s fine now that it’s all in the open. By the way, were you seriously injured?
【Guild】Bell: I’m still ok. Only my fingers were broken.
【Guild】Bell: But it’s nearly healed.
【Guild】MourningMo: That’s good, you gave me a fright.
【Whisper】NightWolf: This excuse is truly atrocious.
【Whisper】Bell: As long as the audience likes it, there’s no limit to this!
【Guild】Bell: There’s still more.
【Guild】MourningMo: Ah? There’s more?
【Guild】Bell: I’ve lost my memories.
【Guild】Bell: Of course it’s not a complete loss of memory, I just can’t recall some things.
【Guild】DevotedCouple: It’s the memories to do with us right?
【Guild】Bell: ^__^ Sister you’re so smart.
【Guild】FlowerHouse: So what do you remember?
【Guild】Bell: I remember my husband.
【Guild】Bell: Even if I forget everyone I also won’t forget him ~(@^_^@)~
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Tsk tsk, old Wolf really got his money’s worth, his 300k wasn’t spent in vain.
【Guild】NightWolf: I’ve also just found out about this, sorry to have troubled all of you.
【Whisper】NightWolf: You read too many novels.
【Whisper】Bell:Novels result from life.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Is it fun pretending to lose your memories?
【Whisper】Bell:If I don’t pretend I’ll end up exposing myself, I don’t know if this account has any issues with anyone else.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Be careful not to play till you go overboard.
【Whisper】Bell: Aren’t you happy with what I said just now?
【Whisper】NightWolf: I’ll be happier if you talk less.
【Guild】MourningMo: We’re a family, there’s no need for this.
【Guild】LittleCloth: That’s right that’s right.
【Guild】DevotedCouple: There’s no need to be so courteous with those assholes in our guild.
【Guild】FlowerHouse: Sister DC, you’re also one of the people Ah Lang is apologising to…
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Flower, are you complaining that you’ve been living for too long?
【Guild】UncleHe: Bell, I misunderstood you previously, I’ll apologise too.
【Guild】Bell: No worries, Angry T.Rex ^_^
【Guild】UncleHe: You’re not allowed to call me Angry T.Rex!!!!!!!