Chapter 11 – The Thoughts of Mental Patients are Unfathomable
Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope@Changing For The Better)
Topic: Take a Guess, How Many Steps Would It Take To Be A Good Wife?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
First step, find a good husband;
Second step, be a good wife \(^o^)/~
Sender: Hana (Flower@It’s Hard To Be Good, Time To Be Bad)
Topic: Re: Take a Guess, How Many Steps Would It Take To Be A Good Wife?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
For you, the first step is a fairytale, and the second step is a myth ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Night Wolf lay flat on the ice cold ground. He did not criticise Bell for giving him trouble like usual, but lay there silently. Neither did he release his soul, and no one could tell what he was thinking.
After lying there for awhile, Handsome Peng also fell down, his dead body not far away from his.
Not long after, the angel descended slowly, keeping her wings and walked towards the direction of Night Wolf’s dead body.
Bell raised her sceptre in delight, mumbling incantations and casting revival spells. The summoned whirlwind blew across her hair and dress, the gems in the sceptre glittering.
After the spell, Night Wolf raised himself from the ground. He was surrounded by many skill effects, just like flowers blossoming from his armour.
FlowerHouse also flew down from above, happily jumping on Handsome Peng’s body. Handsome Peng angrily scolded him a sissy, released his soul and left.
【Local】FlowerHouse: Ah Lang, don’t blame Bell. She’s teaching me how to abuse a scum top.
【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, I’ve decided.
【Whisper】Bell: I want to change for the better, and be a good wife.
【Whisper】Bell: I promise I’ll stop opposing you, and I also won’t give you any more trouble.
【Whisper】Bell: From now on, when you say one, I definitely won’t say two. If you want me to head east, I’ll never head west.
【Whisper】NightWolf: What blow are you suffering from this time?
【Whisper】Bell: I just suddenly discovered you’re a nice person.
【Whisper】NightWolf: So you decided to kill me?
【Whisper】Bell: I will prove it to you with my actions!
Currently there was a huge commotion on the global chat. Having died due to FlowerHouse’s scheme, Handsome Peng was indignant and thus started blasting on the global chat, including Passionate Sword Guild and all ladyboys on the server in his cursing.
Those whose money and feelings had been cheated by ladyboy accounts, those who just plain did not like ladyboy accounts, those who felt that it was unjustifiable for Handsome Peng to bully people everyday, those who felt that FlowerHouse got his revenge, those who took pleasure in other people’s misfortune, those who liked adding fuel to fire… There were many types of people involved, too many to list. The war of words continued.
Because they were mentioned, Passionate Sword Guild naturally replied.
【Global】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: What Flower is like our guild members are all well aware. Whereas for you, everyone on the server knows, when Flower married you, it was as though planting a flower on cow dung. Who would have thought you’ll be worse than cow dung!
【Global】LittleRights: Each time you come online you’ll kill Flower! Flower has already been killed by you so many times, has he ever scolded you on global chat? You’ve only died once and you’re making such a fuss, are you still a man?
【Global】DevotedCouple: Did Flower cheat you of your money? Or asked you to buy things for him? He gave you so many potions, and raided so many dungeons for you, and you’re still unclear? Clearly someone was a literary idiot. It’s common knowledge that FlowerHouse is a guy, but he didn’t know. Yet he’s still trying to stand on the moral high ground and scold people. How shameless of him!
【Global】CuteEgg: Well done, Flower! Scumbags like scummy Peng, we should let them fall to their deaths more often!
【Global】HandsomePeng: Look at all these people from Passionate Sword Guild. Everyone;s coming out to defend the ladyboy. You guys are just a ladyboy guild, the girls are all ladyboys, the guys are all married to ladyboys!
【Global】LuomingWind: You’re the fucker from a ladyboy guild, you better keep your mouth clean!
【Global】LittleCloth: Stop talking shit here, if you’re a man we’ll fight it out in the arena!
The noisy global chat was suddenly mysteriously silent.
“Just now… What happened…”
“Looks like something unbelievable just blended in?”
“I must have used the wrong method to open the global chat!”
“Oh god, I didn’t see anything, I’ve poked my own eyes and left.”
“How horrifying, what situation is this… The god got hacked?”
“The shining image of the god in my mind~~~~”
“Seems like this is the second time the god has spoken out for Passionate Sword? Last time it was Bell, this time it’s FlowerHouse. Both times, it had to do with ladyboys, how tricky…”
“Didn’t the god guarantee that Bell isn’t a ladyboy? FlowerHouse is really a ladyboy, you can even tell from his name.”
“From my understanding of the god, this is definitely not his way of speaking.”
“I fully support the above statement!”
“He must have been possessed.”
“Been possessed but not explaining it!”
LingYang had enough of laughing, he poked Night Wolf.
【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, I’ll use my actions to prove my determination right now!
He then opened his private chat with Luoming Wind.
【Whisper】Bell: Dear, what happened to you?
【System】Your friend <LuoMingWind> is now offline.
【Guild】<UncleHe> is now online.
【Guild】UncleHe: Night Wolf!!! Can you control your wife!!!!!
【Guild】LittleRights: ?? What situation is this?
【Guild】MourningMo: Uncle, aren’t you supposed to be at training camp this week? Why are you online?
【Guild】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: Why does my intuition tell me that the one who possessed the god was Uncle He….
【Guild】DevotedCouple:The above statement tells the truth.
【Whisper】NightWolf: This is the determination you want to show me?
【Whisper】Bell: The first step to being a good wife, it’s to help solve their husband’s problem of an imaginary love rival ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Trust me, they will have a happily ever after soon!
【Whisper】NightWolf: I’m sorry, I don’t even have a lover. Naturally, I wouldn’t have a love rival.
【Whisper】Bell: Second step, it’s to be besties with their husband’s childhood friend!
【Whisper】NightWolf: How many more times do you want FlowerHouse to get flamed on global?
【Whisper】Bell: Until I’ve finished teaching him all the strategies from my <100 Ways to Kill Your Husband>!
【Whisper】NightWolf: I’m leaving, bye.
【Whisper】Bell: Don’t go, I’m not done yet. The third step is to become their husband’s better half, so bring me along for the raid tonight, this time I’ll be good（/TДT)/
【Guild】LittleRights: Old Wolf and his wife really makes people envious, I just saw them together outside the city. One was running and the other chasing, their relationship is just like newly-weds.
【Guild】MourningMo: Heheh, of course it is. Their label of being the server’s model couple is for real.
【Guild】LittleCloth: It’s making us all single and lonely people jealous.
【Guild】<Husband,PleaseDoItGently> has joined the guild.
【Guild】MourningMo: Let’s welcome the new member ^ ^
【Guild】CuteEgg: Wow~ New member~~ Report your 3 measurements!
【Guild】LittleCloth: This name…
【Guild】DevotedCouple: Welcome, new sister~
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Thanks everyone, I’m a guy ~(@^_^@)~
【Guild】LittleRights: Faint, he’s a guy, disperse disperse.
【Guild】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: !! Welcome new bottom! Let elder sister hug you once~
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Muack muack╭(╯3╰)╮
【Guild】MourningMo: This new student is Bell’s disciple.
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Yes! Thank you everyone for taking care of my Master!
【Whisper】NightWolf:What are you doing?
【Whisper】Bell: He’s my beloved disciple from the old server.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you think you haven’t made enough trouble alone? You want to just bring your entire guild over?
【Party】<NightWolf> has joined the party.
【Party】<Husband,PleaseDoItGently> has joined the party.
【Party】Bell: Come come, Disciple, this is your master’s husband.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Hello Master’s husband!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master’s Husband, please be gentle towards my master!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master’s Husband is a nice person, also, his skills are very good (??`ω′?)
【Party】NightWolf: Who is more skilled between the both of you?
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Eh? Of course it’s Master!
【Party】NightWolf: I have completely lost all hope in you two master and disciple.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Σ( ° △ °\\\) What?
【Guild】DevotedCouple: I’ve never heard about Bell accepting a disciple before. Where did he come from, and he’s even fully levelled?
【Guild】LittleRights: I’m curious too.
【Guild】CuteEgg: Could it be an illegitimate disciple like an illegitimate child? ~\(≧▽≦)/~
【Party】NightWolf: I’ll see how you two master and disciple are going to explain this.
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, how did you explain it at the beginning?
【Party】Bell: I said I was in a car accident and got amnesia ╮(╯▽╰)╭
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: And they actually believed it?
【Party】Bell: Originally I didn’t expect them to believe it, but who would have thought my husband’s reputation was so resounding…
【Party】Bell: But now I’m very glad that they believe me!
【Party】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I understand, Master don’t you worry, I will not embarrass you!
【Party】NightWolf: Don’t worry, you two master and disciple have nothing to lose, all thanks to your master.
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I’m not Master’s disciple in-game, I’m her disciple in real life ~\(≧▽≦)/~
【Guild】CuteEgg: What? Sounds impressive!
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I came to this game to rely on her. I bought this account, so I don’t really know how to play.
【Guild】LittleBottomDon’tRunAway: No worries, Elder Sister will find you a good top to teach you.
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I have my Master to teach me \(^o^)/~
【Guild】MourningMo: Uh, Husband, you said Bell is your master. What are you learning from her?
【Guild】MourningMo: By the way, addressing you like that feels so weird…
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: You can just call me Little Buckle ^o^
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I met Master in the hospital, we’re ward mates from the inpatient department!
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Although Master had lost her memories due to a car accident, she’s still very cheerful and optimistic, and takes care of me very well!
【Guild】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I admire her character greatly, so I became her disciple. If I had to say what I’m learning… I think, it should be how to be a good person!
【Party】NightWolf: I didn’t guess wrongly, both of you are really ward mates from a mental hospital.
【Party】 Bell: Hubby（/TДT)/
He Jiawei indignantly closed the lid of the laptop. If it was not a high-end item, he would have had an impulse to smash it.
On the bed next to him, leaning against the headboard and flipping through a magazine, Qi Feng took a glance at him only to look down again. He asked unconcernedly, “Why are you getting angry again?”
He Jiawei wanted to scold him, only to hold it back after taking a few deep breaths. “Qi Feng, can you behave a little, and stop seducing married girls!”
“Married girls?” Qi Feng thought about it. “You mean Bell? What about them?”
“She called you… Called you…”
“Called me what?”
“Yes your head! What do you mean by yes!”
“I’m waiting for you to reply my question.”
“I was replying your question just now!”
He Jiawei pursed his lips. Just now, was he deliberately taking advantage of me?
He Jiawei flushed upon hearing it.
“Have you ever considered why he called me this?”
The Chinese language was profound, both the written and the spoken versions exist, and there was nothing wrong with the words… but He Jiawei still felt that the other party was taking advantage of him.
“You’re the clearest one on why she would call you that!”
Maybe that’s how you guys call each other in private, only that this time you were caught by me. Turns out all the rumours spreading across the server recently are true!
Qi Feng did not need to use his brain to know that there was only one reason why Ling Yang would call him like that. That was because he knew the one using the LuomingWind account was not him. And as for why LingYang would know…
“Did you use my account to scold people on global chat again?”
He Jiawei suddenly lost his breath. “It’s, it’s that person who started scolding us first.”
Qi Feng sighed, “You said you wanted to play on my account, so I agreed. You promised you wouldn’t use my account to fight and swear, but you broke this promise. What should we do now?”
“I, I… Then what do you think we should do?”
“I’ve let you used me once, you let me use you once too. It’s only fair this way.” Qi Feng said seriously.
“Oh, this is fine,” Unlike Qi Feng, he was not so pretentious, and he was not afraid of him using his account to scold people on global.
He Jiawei lifted the lid of the laptop, about to enter his account details. Suddenly the bed shook, and he turned around only to see Qi Feng’s face.
“I’m logging in, why are you leaning in so closely!”
“Using you, you’ve agreed to it yourself.”
“I… I only agreed to let you use my account!” He Jiawei was angry. How could someone talk about this sort of matter with such a proper tone!
“Oh, it’s like this, then it’s me who had misunderstood.” Qi Feng’s face was a little disappointed.
“What, what are you thinking in your head?!”
Also, you’re just giving up like that? You’re not going to fight for it a little or something…
Qi Feng shook his head. “As long as you’re happy, I won’t force you.” He reached out for his laptop.
“What are you doing?” He Jiawei asked alertly.
“Oh…” He felt that something was not right. “Are you going online to look for that person?”
Qi Feng did not reply, only eyeing him as though saying, so what if he was?
“Qi Feng, why are you like this? She already has a husband!”
Qi Feng raised his brow as though saying, so what about it?
“You can’t!” He Jiawei shut the lid of the laptop. “I cannot let you go and look for her!”
Qi Feng looked at him, “You’re really not cute when you’re jealous.”
“Who’s jealous! Who would be jealous over you!”
“Then why wouldn’t you let me look for Bell?”
“That’s because, because… Because Night Wolf is my good brother!” This was the truth, his relationship with Night Wolf in-game was not too bad, especially before Bell had the car accident. Now that his good brother’s wife had a brain injury and wanted to do this kind of things behind his back, of course he would shoulder this responsibility of helping his brother out!
Qi Feng looked like he accepted this reason, pulling his hand away. “You don’t let me go online, and you also won’t let me do you. So, what exactly do you want me to do?”
“I…” He Jiawei was speechless.
“You’ll make the choice yourself.” Qi Feng held his palm out. “No matter what happens, I won’t force you.”