TANW Chapter 18

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Chapter 18 – When School Starts, Danger Lurks All Over


Sender: Ironman (Ironman?School is finally starting, I Miss Cafeteria 2)
Sub-Forum: Homosexual
Topic: Anyone Wants to Sign Up as a Volunteer to Welcome The New Students?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS

Every year, the seniors that welcome new students only take care of the new girls, while the boys can only rely on themselves. Anyone wants to let the new male juniors feel the warmth of Yanshan?

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Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope Doesn’t Want School to Start)
Sub-Forum: Homosexual
Topic: Re: Anyone Wants to Sign Up as a Volunteer to Welcome The New Students?
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS

I really want to go too, but… Hai, it’s a long story!

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【Whisper】Bell: Let’s meet up!

【Whisper】NightWolf: Are you suffering from a brain injury?

【Whisper】Bell: Come on, you’ll just wear… something similar to what you’re wearing now!

【Whisper】NightWolf :Sure, as long as you’ll wear something similar to what you’re wearing now.

【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, you’re a bully(/TДT)/

 

Ling Yang knew there was no hope in arranging a meet up. As such, he could only ask for something else.

 

【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, let’s go take photos around the areas.

【Whisper】NightWolf: What crazy pills are you on today?

【Whisper】Bell: Because Hubby is wearing new clothes, we need to commemorate this occasion with photos!

【Whisper】NightWolf: You’re not allowed to go gaga over me.

【Whisper】Bell: Look, I’m Little Dragon Girl~

【Whisper】NightWolf: I’ve never seen such a noisy Little Dragon Girl like you before.

 

LingYang snorted. Forcing me to deal my killing blow, what a contradictory top.

 

【Whisper】Bell: Tonight is 7/7. If I’m not with you, guess, what would other people think?

【Whisper】NightWolf: … Let’s go.

 

NightWolf was dragged by Ling Yang across many maps, taking photos at many famous spots in the game. When they were near Lake Shiwen, Ling Yang just skipped it and headed to the next place.

 

【Whisper】NightWolf: Why are we not taking any photos by the lake?

【Whisper】Bell: Why should we take any there?

【Whisper】NightWolf: Don’t they say that that’s a sacred place for lovers to date?

【Whisper】Bell: It’s more like a sacred place for lovers to break up. The name itself already sounds unlucky.

 

Ling Yang kept insisting on taking photos with Night Wolf till midnight. If not for the fact that Night Wolf had to work the next day, he did not even want to let the other person go offline.
  
After 7/7, LuomingWind used Bell’s weak gear as an excuse and forced him to participate in all sorts of dungeons every day. After clearing the instance they would collect the points and exchange them for gear, farming until Ling Yang wanted to puke blood.
Angry T.Rex frequently accompanied them in the raids. These two people had already left their dorm and went home, but apparently, they did not go back to their individual homes. Whereas whose house they went to, that was no longer important already.
By the time Night Wolf came online in the evening, the tired Ling Yang who had been working the entire day immediately perked up. Now, he only wished he could stick with the other party all the time. When Night Wolf’s 7-day military outfit expired, Ling Yang again both pestered and coaxed him to renew it for another week.
This resulted in rumours of Night Wolf, Bell, LuomingWind and Uncle He’s love rectangle to spread even more wildly, and all sorts of versions were being updated online.
  
Ever since Angry T.Rex knew that Bell was his schoolmate, he no longer felt any hostility towards her. Many times, he even tried to make overtures towards her, and he even did not get angry anymore when Ling Yang called him Angry T.Rex. This baffled Ling Yang, until one fine day…
  
Today, the three of them again formed a party for raiding. They asked on global chat for a random tank and DPS to join them. The tank was a newbie who did not know how to aggro, often causing problems and creating many crises. The unlucky victim to get attacked would be the one in charge of healing, Bell.
Another mistake was made again, and the monsters’ target shifted to Bell, running over. Angry T.Rex rushed over and killed them all with a swing of his axe, getting rid of the hatred debuff.

 

【Party】UncleHe: Tank, do you actually know how to aggro? Didn’t you see all the monsters running towards the healer?

【Party】Bell: It’s fine it’s fine, we all started off as a newbie too.

【Party】UncleHe: Pay more attention next time. If Bell dies, I’ll bury you with her!

【Party】Bell:……

 

【Whisper】Bell: Umm, Angry T.Rex…

【Whisper】Bell: You’ve suddenly become very strange >_<

【Whisper】Bell:Did I do something?

 

The other was silent for a moment.

 

【Whisper】UncleHe: No, the problem lies with me.

【Whisper】Bell: What?

【Whisper】UncleHe: Actually I… Aiyah it’s very embarrassing to say it out loud.

【Whisper】Bell: … Just say it, I can take it.

【Whisper】UncleHe: Actually, I’m a fan of women’s judo!

【Whisper】Bell:Nani?????

 

Having finally said the words in his heart, Angry T.Rex was very excited, and even his typing speed sped up evidently.

 

【Whisper】UncleHe: Actuallym my favourite sports event is women’s judo!

【Whisper】UncleHe: But I’m scared that if people find out, they will mock me, so I’ve never dared to let anyone know!

【Whisper】UncleHe: Ever since I heard your major was in wrestling and judo, I’ve been very excited!!

【Whisper】Bell: Wait, who told you about me being in wrestling and judo?

【Whisper】UncleHe: Qi Feng. Is it not true?

【Whisper】Bell: … I am! Of course I am! I’m a natural born talent in judo!

【Whisper】UncleHe: I’m serious about this, can I take a look at your training gym? I’ve always wanted to go there!

【Whisper】UncleHe: Aiyah, but what if I get spotted by others?

【Whisper】UncleHe: Can I use being your boyfriend as an excuse?

【Whisper】UncleHe: If not, I’ll just hide and watch secretly?

【Whisper】UncleHe: I promise I won’t hide in the changing room!

【Whisper】Bell: Even if you want to hide there you also won’t be able to!!!

【Whisper】UncleHe: I really want to meet you and discuss with you face to face about what you’ve learnt from judo, but Qi Feng said I can’t do that.

【Whisper】UncleHe: He said you’re participating in a national competition around the country when school starts, and you won’t be in school.

【Whisper】UncleHe: Although it’s a pity, I still wish you all the best for your competition! I will watch the stream! Under the condition that I won’t be discovered!

【Whisper】Bell: Uhh, let me interrupt, what competition am I joining?

【Whisper】UncleHe: Qi Feng said, you’re participating in 20XX Annual Hushuai Cup World College Students’ Judo Tournament China Division Girls’ Judo 48kg Weight Class competition!

【Whisper】Bell: … He’s right, the competition I’m participating is this 20XX Annual Hushuai Cup World College Students’ Judo Tournament China Division Girls’ Judo 48kg Weight Class competition. I will work hard and do my best, I won’t disappoint you!

【Whisper】UncleHe: I believe you can do it! Fighting!!

 

【Whisper】Bell: I can’t join your team already!

【Whisper】LuomingWind: Oh? Why?

【Whisper】Bell: Because I have to participate in the 20XX Annual Hushuai Cup World College Students’ Judo Tournament China Division Girls’ Judo 48kg Weight Class competition!

【Whisper】LuomingWind: Isn’t this excuse good? This is a tournament around the country, you’ll compete in the day, and you can still come online in the evening. It’s a perfect excuse for why you’re not in school, and if you’re lucky and you get into the finals, you’ll spend at least a few months out of school.

【Whisper】Bell: I thank you for being so considerate! And I also have to thank you for not letting me join the 84kg weight class competition! I will work hard to get into the finals!

【Whisper】LuomingWind: Because the highest weight class is 78kg and above. 48kg is also a weight that is not easy to maintain, you better not eat too much and gain weight. I’ll congratulate you beforehand for becoming the champion, bringing honour to our school 🙂

 

Although LingYang was typing and chatting non-stop, he never stopped his healing actions. The newbie tank with lousy gear and lousier skills did not die a single time under his management.

 

【Whisper】LuomingWind: Has your hand fully recovered?

【Whisper】Bell: No, I’m still only using my mouse, this kind of small event, one mouse is enough to handle it.

【Whisper】LuomingWind:That absurd mouse of yours?

【Whisper】Bell: Haha, you still remember it.

【Whisper】LuomingWind: It’s very memorable, I’m thinking of getting one too.

【Whisper】Bell: Get it. Although it’s a little expensive, it’s very nice to use.

【Whisper】LuomingWind: Your mouse isn’t bad, but your computer seems pretty lousy, every time you load into a new map you lag for a long time.

【Whisper】Bell: You’ve noticed this as well. I have no choice, I’m poor ╮(╯▽╰)╭

【Whisper】LuoMingWind: It’s fine that you’re poor, but wasn’t someone willing to buy a mouse that cost 4 digits for you? He is really willing to spend money on you.

【Whisper】Bell: =。= You’re always rubbing it in. I’ve already said, this is public property.

 

At night.

 

【Whisper】NightWolf: I heard that you’re participating in the 20XX Annual Hushuai Cup World College Students’ Judo Tournament China Division Girls’ Judo 48kg Weight Class competition?

【Whisper】Bell: What the fuck, you’re making fun of me too?

【Whisper】NightWolf: I’m only finding it very amusing.

【Whisper】Bell: Who was the one who made me like this ah ah ah? Don’t you know that you need 100 lies to cover the first lie? Now I can’t even keep track of the lies I’ve said, I have to record them on paper ah ah ah!

【Whisper】NightWolf: Then I’m really sorry. Now that things are like this, I cannot take it back too. However, I can provide you paper based on our friendship.

【Whisper】Bell: Hubby, when school starts, will you stop working? Does that mean you can come online in the day too? I’ve farmed with LuomingWind until I want to puke blood, I want to farm with my husband instead~

【Whisper】NightWolf: I’m very sorry, you don’t have to compete, but I do. In the day I’m either in class or training.

【Whisper】Bell: Ah! What competition? A school competition? I want to watch!

【Whisper】NightWolf: Swimming.

【Whisper】Bell: … I’m not going then.

【Whisper】NightWolf: Why?

【Whisper】Bell: I get dizzy when I see water.

【Whisper】NightWolf: How do you even get that?

【Whisper】Bell: You also won’t understand even if I explained it.

【Whisper】Bell: But swimmers’ bodies are very good, they look amazing in speedos. Hubby, if you wear your swimwear at places other than the pool, I’ll definitely go and see!

【Whisper】NightWolf: Will you die if you don’t fantasise about me?

【Whisper】Bell: What do you think is giving me the strength to suffer silently till now?!

 

In the blink of an eye, it was the day before the new semester would start. All students who had went home had now returned to school, and the campus became bustling and lively.

It was again the annual reporting day for new students. Ling Yang originally also wanted to volunteer to receive the male juniors, as well as to check out the goods. However, once he remembered that he would definitely see that pervert disciple-in-law of his, who was a part of the student council, he could only give up.

 

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master~~~ I saw the new literature students today, they all look so young and tender~

【Whisper】Bell: !!!! How did you see them!!

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently:Eh? Didn’t I said I was from the literature department?

【Whisper】Bell: … Are you serious???

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Hehe Master you’re so easy to trick (*^__^*)

【Whisper】Bell: What the fuck!!!

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, cheer up. There’s going to be a tough battle ahead of you!

【Whisper】Bell: You still dare mention this!

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: I will be silently behind Master, and be your emotional pillar of support!

【Whisper】Bell: My emotional support has already swam away in a pair of speedos!

【Whisper】Husband,PleaseDoItGently: Master, don’t worry. Sooner or later, he will return in glory, and marry you in a pair of beach shorts!

 

Xu Xian made Ling Yang accompany him in spring cleaning before the school started. Xu Xian was a very neat and tidy person, and he was normally in charge of the hygiene of the shared areas in their home. Ling Yang of course was too embarrass to continue lazing around, so he cleaned his room thoroughly as well.
But no matter how much cleaning he did, it would not change the fact that he was a guy who did not bother about small details. As such, his things in his bedroom were still stored messily. But since no one would come to his room, he just let it be.
  
When he was done, Ling Yang felt that his room was too plain, so he found a giant poster and stuck it on the wall. The poster was of his favourite male star Wu Guanfeng, who was sitting on a barstool with his left leg bent, and his foot on the footrest of the stool. Both his arms were casually resting above his knee, and his slender left leg hung naturally from the chair. It was a very cool look.

The biggest reason why Ling Yang liked this poster was because in the poster, Wu Guanfeng was wearing a set of sexy skintight leather clothes. He also had on a pair of extremely outlandish punk boots. The sole alone was about 10cm thick.
Especially with the angle of the photo, it made those shoes look even more striking. It caught people’s eyes immediately, almost robbing the main lead’s spotlight.
  
During the first class of the new semester, the convention was to go through the school policy and education. It was also know as a very torturous class. Plainly speaking, it was for the department counsellor to take attendance, repeat the school policy, summarise the previous semester, and talk about the new semester. This was all what teachers mentioned frequently. 
Ling Yang’s counsellor was a middle-aged woman of forty-odd years of age. She was very naggy, and her voice worked even better than sleeping pills.
Actually, the thing Ling Yang was afraid of was not her nagging. Because there were too many people he had to hide from, the lethality of this counsellor was nothing to him. To be more accurate, for Ling Yang, the entire campus of Yanshan University had danger lurking everywhere…
  
As Ling Yang walked around, he suddenly saw a very familiar figure from afar. Without saying anything, he immediately turned and ran.
That person also saw him and yelled loudly: “Ling Yang! Stop running! Where are you running off to!”
Ling Yang ran even faster. That person saw that it was a problem, so they immediately screamed, “Help! Molest! Catch that guy running away in front!”
  

Author’s Note:


Same old rules, Little Antelope thanks you by treating you to buns from Cafeteria 2. Cafeteria 2 is a place where people are often brought together, it really has the reputation of Lake Shiwen, soon you guys will find out…


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0 thoughts on “TANW Chapter 18

    1. Nope…. it’s another ‘debtor’ hahaha. I’ve read ahead (this novel is so fun and relatively easy) but won’t spoil too much here.

  1. Thank you for the chapter! TRex is so cute, all protective of Bell now.

    Aren’t most women who compete in shotput, javelin, and discus…. heavier than 48kg though?

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