Chapter 3 – Can I Reject The Free Gift
Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope, After A Shower)
Topic: Huahua’s Shower Gel is Mint Scented
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
I stole a little tonight, it smells good.
Sender: Hana (Flower@Finally Moved Out of My Dorm)
Topic: Re: Huahua’s Shower Gel is Mint Scented
Location: Yanshan University A Century to Educate BBS
… This soap was previously used for the puppy we had in our dormitory, I’m using the one in the pink bottle.
【Whisper】Nightwolf: So, can you tell me now, who are you?
Damn, this should be the guy that explored the map with the original account owner. He must have used the couple teleportation ability to come here just now. If one used this ability, it would cause petals to shower across the screen. Unfortunately, that person’s glow was too bright, covering the petals. Otherwise, Ling Yang would not have stupidly not realised the problem.
【Whisper】Bell: Hi, I’ve only just bought this account. Sorry to trouble you, but please dissolve the previous relationship.
Although Ling Yang was the one typing this, it still looked very courteous and professional.
【Whisper】NightWolf: You bought it? How much did you spend on it?
【Whisper】Bell: RMB500 in total.
【Whisper】Bell: Are you saying that I got scammed?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you know how much I’ve spent on this account?
【Whisper】Bell: I don’t know.
【Whisper】NightWolf: All in all, at least 5k.
What did he spend the money on!!!
【Whisper】NightWolf: Where are the items in the account?
【Whisper】Bell: When I took over it was already like this.
【Whisper】NightWolf: What about the money?
【Whisper Bell: If there was any would I still need to borrow it from you?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Who did you buy it from?
【Whisper】Bell: I got it from 3715.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Sellers on 3715 are all unreliable.
【Whisper】NightWolf: After every transaction they’ll change to a new QQ account.
【Whisper】Bell: That’s right.
【Whisper】NightWolf: So even if I ask you for the seller’s contact details, I won’t be able to contact them right?
【Whisper】Bell: I cannot agree more.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you know what this account previously did? You actually dare to buy it?
【Whisper】Bell: I don’t know, that’s why I bought it.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Do you want to know?
【Whisper】Bell: If you want to tell me, I won’t mind listening.
【Whisper】NightWolf: The last time this account came online was a month ago. With urgent need of money as an excuse, they asked me, some other online friends, and other guild members to lend them a huge sum of money. They also emptied the guild funds, scammed a few point cards from global, and then disappeared, never to come online again.
【Whisper】Bell: … Seems like it’s quite a bit of drama.
【Whisper】Bell: Are you trying to imply that as long as I continue using this account, I will have many enemies on this server, and no matter where I go, I’ll be chased down by others?
【Whisper】NightWolf: That’s more or less the idea.
【Whisper】Bell: Oh no, my RMB500~
【Whisper】NightWolf: Are you regretting it now?
【Whisper】Bell: A little.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Actually, there’s a way to solve this.
【Whisper】Bell: Please, hero, show me the way!
【Whisper】NightWolf: I can help pay back the money you scammed.
【Whisper】Bell: Hold on, I’m not the scammer!
【Whisper】Bell: But I’m truly touched, that you’re willing to help the scammer return the money. This shows that you’re very kind-hearted, that you have high moral integrity.
【Whisper】NightWolf: So you don’t owe anyone anything now, I’ll be your only debtor.
【Whisper】Bell: I’ve already said I’m not the scammer!
【Whisper】NightWolf: In the game, people only recognise the account, not the player.
【Whisper】NightWolf: You can try telling those people who were cheated that you bought the account, let’s see who will trust you.
【Whisper】Bell: Who will they believe if they don’t trust me? They’ll trust you?
【Whisper】NightWolf: They’ll trust me.
【Whisper】NightWolf: I can help you prove that that time your account was hacked. Now, you’ve retrieved it, and you’re still the same player.
【Whisper】Bell: When I first saw you, I knew that you were a good person.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Of course, I also have a few conditions.
【Whisper】Bell: Actually, when I first saw you I was blinded by the light such that I couldn’t see anything clearly.
【Whisper】NightWolf: First, you can choose to return the money.
【Whisper】Bell: I’ve already said that I’m not the scammer! I don’t owe you money! I don’t owe you money! I don’t owe you money!
【Whisper】NightWolf: Then fine, goodbye.
【Whisper】Bell: Fine, how much do I owe you?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Not including the guild funds and items as well as the point cards, it’s a total of 338,400 gold.
【Whisper】Bell: Fuck, will you die if you were a little less rich?
【Whisper】NightWolf: I won’t, but you will. If I didn’t help you return the money, do you think you can still stand here safely for so long?
【Whisper】Bell: T__T My greatest thanks then. But I’m really sorry, even if you kill me I won’t be able to return the money. If you want money I have none, if you want my life, here’s one.
【Whisper】Bell: Why don’t I just lie down and let you kill me? You can kill me until you vent all your anger?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Why would I want to kill you? There’s no benefits for me in killing you, it’ll only waste time and electricity.
【Whisper】Bell: Bro, do you have to be so practical.
【Whisper】NightWolf: It’s fine if you can’t return the money, you still have a second option.
【Whisper】Bell: I believe this option is definitely bright and promising!
【Whisper】NightWolf: It’s to continue being my wife.
【Whisper】Bell: Bro, do you like men?
Ling Yang thought, could he have perceived that I was a man, and fell in love with me on first sight?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Excuse me, my sexual orientation is normal.
Was he implying that he was abnormal? Ling Yang scolded him silently. Just burn to death ,you heterosexuals.
【Whisper】Bell: If I didn’t guess wrongly, the previous owner of the account should also be a ladyboy.
Not only was he a ladyboy, he was also a scammer, and he was the worst kind that cheated both money and feelings, running away after.
The other player’s expression was not too good after hearing this — Don’t ask Ling Yang how he knew it, he just knew.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Yes, I thought of this just now. Who would have guessed that I was deceived by a ladyboy for so long?
NightWolf’s tone sounded disappointed, and Ling Yang wanted to cry tears of sympathy for him.
【Whisper】Bell: My condolences, handsome, you deserve someone better.
【Whisper】NightWolf: I only want you.
If Ling Yang did not know that this was not a romantic conversation, he would have nearly been touched.
【Whisper】NightWolf: This account was the first disciple I accepted, and the only one. I met her in the newbie’s village, and from level 1 till now, I brought her to level, to farm for equipment, provided her with gear, brought her cosmetic items…
Night Wolf seemed to have fell into his memories of the past.
【Whisper】Bell: I would never have imagined that a cool guy like you would be the nurturing type.
【Whisper】NightWolf: When she reached the max level, I married her. We’ve been together for so long. Our friends had married and divorced, divorced and married again, but we were always in harmony, never abandoning each other, and we’ve never even argued before.
That person clearly didn’t care about you, a couple would only argue if they cared about each other~ Ling Yang secretly thought this, but his speech still remained polite. After all that man was his debtor, and there was no harm in sweet-talking.
【Whisper】Bell: Your relationship was so good.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Everyone said we were the model couple of the server. So, after that kind of thing happened, I had to do my best to protect her reputation.
This is you willing to suffer just to save your dignity.
【Whisper】Bell: Your deep affections is extremely touching.
【Whisper】NightWolf: So, I cannot let others know that my wife is a ladyboy scammer.
Even more so, you cannot let anyone know you’re an idiot.
【Whisper】Bell: What you said makes sense…
【Whisper】NightWolf: So, you have to be in charge of acting as my wife.
【Whisper】Bell: Definitely definitely…. What??!
【Whisper】Bell: No, you’ve already said that you’re not interested in guys. I’m really a man, I’m not lying to you this time.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Whether you’re a man or a woman it doesn’t interest me, all you have to do is act this out with me.
【Whisper】Bell: I’m not adept at having split personalities. Also I don’t know how to pretend to be a woman.
【Whisper】NightWolf: No one was born knowing everything. The first time you’ll be unfamiliar, but the second time you’ll be used to it. I believe you’ll be able to do it.
【Whisper】Bell: Thanks for believing in me… but I don’t want to do it!!
【Whisper】NightWolf: If you don’t want to then return the money.
【Whisper】Bell: I have no money.
【Whisper】NightWolf: No money? Then mortgage yourself.
【Whisper】Bell: It’s just us right now, you don’t have be so into the act ok?
【Whisper】NightWolf: Sure, it’s only RMB500. When it’s gone it’s gone.
Ling Yang sagged.
Analysing the situation again, Ling Yang hardened his heart.
【Whisper】Bell: Fine, I’ll agree, but I have my own conditions too. We’ll make an agreement.
【Whisper】NightWolf: I might not agree, but for now, you can still list them.
【Whisper】Bell: … First, you’re this account’s husband. You should do your part. Look at this lousy gear, it’s too embarrassing to even wear them out.
Ling Yang thought, no matter what he still had to sell himself. So, he had to at least protect his own interests. Even if he did not treat this guy like a husband, it was not too bad to treat him like a labourer1Husband ‘老公 – lao3gong1’ sounds like labourer ‘劳工 – lao2gong1′</efn_note]
【Whisper】NightWolf: Don’t worry, if you were to go out wearing like this it’s also a slap in the face for me.
After hearing this Ling Yang immediately regretted it. He should have removed all clothes and streaked in a crowded area, harshly slapping him in the face.
【Whisper】Bell: Second, on the surface I’ll play along with you, but privately you’ll do your things and I’ll do mine. We’ll keep clear of each other, and you cannot come and interfere with my private life.
【Whisper】NightWolf:This is exactly what I had in mind. Please do not come and harass me as well.
Who’s the one harassing who now! *Flips table*
【Whisper】Bell: Whereas for the third point… I haven’t thought of one yet, I’ll tell you when I think of it.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Better think fast then, this offer isn’t forever.
【Whisper】Bell: Does anyone treat their wife as heartlessly as you?
【Whisper】NightWolf:It’s our personal time now, you don’t have be so into the act.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Now that you’re done, it’s my turn.
【Whisper】 Bell: You still have things to add??
【Whisper】 NightWolf: First, my wife is very obedient in front of me. When I say one, she’ll never say two.
【Whisper】 Bell: … You’re the strict husband type?
【Whisper】 NightWolf: It’s called mutual respect.
【Whisper】 Bell: … Fine.
【Whisper】NightWolf: Second, my wife is pretty skilled. At least, she’s better than most girls. If you’re acting as her, you better practice.
【Whisper】 Bell: That’s because he’s totally not a girl.
【Whisper】 NightWolf: No need for you to keep reminding me.
【Whisper】 Bell: I’m doing this out of goodwill.
【Whisper】 NightWolf: My wife is very obedient in front of me.
【Whisper】 Bell: Yes, hubby!
【Whisper】 NightWolf: Good girl.
【Whisper】 Bell: Fuck, isn’t it just us now?
Night Wolf paused.
【Whisper】NightWolf: I haven’t thought of it either, I’ll tell you when I think of it.
【Whisper】 Bell: ………..
Ling Yang looked up and cried.
【Whisper】Bell: I only bought an account, why must it come attached with a husband?
【Whisper】 NightWolf: You can also not choose the husband and choose the debt instead.
【Whisper】 Bell: Dear, can I reject the free gift?
【Whisper】 NightWolf: Sorry, it’s a bundle, it can’t be returned.